suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

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rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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Everyone should smile. Life really isn’t that serious. We make it hard. The sun rises. The sun sets. We just tend to complicate the process.
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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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mnrealmadrid:

ONLY IN REAL MADRID

mnrealmadrid:

ONLY IN REAL MADRID

James Rodriguez taking time out of his day to take a selfie in the iconic ‘10’ jersey.

“Walking around this great stadium with all the history it embodies was something very special and I will never forget today. There are no words to describe it. It was a once-off and beautiful experience, something that I have always dreamed about. I have longed for this and the story doesn’t end here. I dream about winning things and being here for the rest of my career because this is a winning club and I am also a winner” | 22.7.2014 (x)

Shelby Q | 20 | PNW | Love is love

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